There’s no law that says I can’t cook in my own house. (Charlie)

So I’m thinking maybe you deserve a parole for good behavior. For a teenager, you’re amazingly non-whiney. (Charlie)

Isn’t Edward up for a little healthy competition? (Charlie)

There’s something… strange about the way you two are together. The way he watches you — it’s so… protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something. (Renee)

The way you move — you orient yourself around him without even thinking about it. When he moves, even a little bit, you adjust your position at the same time. Like magnets… or gravity. You’re like a… satellite, or something. (Renee)

Did you see the size of that Jacob kid? I think he could take Cullen down. (Mike)

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. (Emmett)

This hostage stuff is fun. (Alice)

If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now. (Rosalie)

And your chocolate fur reflects what? How sweet you are? (Sam)

My instincts told me that there was danger, that the angel had meant it when she spoke of killing, but my judgment overruled my instincts. I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them. (Jasper)

I’m not going to kill you now, because it would upset Bella. (Edward)

No matter what side I’m on, if someone kisses you without your permission, you should be able to make your feelings clear without hurting yourself. (Charlie)

We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight. (Jasper)

You truly are one frightening little monster. (Jasper)

You worry too much, Bella. You’re going to go prematurely gray. (Alice)

Edward is such a grouch when he doesn’t get his way. (Alice)

This one seems to bring out bizarrely strong reactions in our kind. (Jane)

You are safe inside your mind. No one can reach you there. It’s no wonder that Aro was so curious about your future abilities. (Alice)

One minute it was that wolf yowling, and then you couldn’t hear it anymore — Jake’s cussing drowned it right out. Got a set of lungs on him, that boy does. (Charlie)

Have you ever noticed how big those Quileute kids all are? (Charlie)

Go play with Edward. I have to get to work. (Alice)

This is making me sick, Jacob. Can you imagine what this feels like to me? I don’t even like Bella Swan. And you’ve got me grieving over this leech-lover like I’m in love with her, too. Can you see where that might be a little confusing? I dreamed about kissing her last night! What the hell am I supposed to do with that? (Leah)

Now Sue, she would have made one hell of a wolf. Leah’s more of a wolverine. (Billy)

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